Crumping NOLO

A popular hip-hop dance slash acapella group from the midwest. This dynamic duo is on the cutting edge of mainstream entertainment. They will move you.

Hey Lauren, did you get tickets for Crumping NOLO tonight?

No. They're sold out!

by mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 12, 2013

CRUMB DONUT

WHEN YOU HAVE A CHICK AT THE BEACH, AND YOUR FUCKIN HER. YOU TAKE OUT YOUR COCK, DIP IT IN THE SAND, AND PUT IT BACK IN HER PUSSY.. CRUMB DONUT

I GAVE THAT BITCH A CRUMB DONUT LAST NIGHT AT THE BEACH.

by CROOK562 April 18, 2013

crumbshaker

The act of masterbation after a period of time where inadequate personal hygiene results in an accumulation of smegma in the mammalian genitals, causing a "snowstorm" effect to occur.

Aptly co-termed: "dick-blizzard".

"Have we got any icing sugar?", she enquired.
"...Give me a minute, I've got a crumbshaker brewing".

by RaddickRam&etharrrn May 14, 2013

Crumbs be fallin'

When you're eating a cookie on the bed and the crumbs drop on the bed.

When Lindsey was eating a cookie, crumbs be fallin'.

by TheMagnificentCrumb December 2, 2014

Crumpet bashing

Sex with a pastry twist

Let's do some crumpet bashing tonight

by RichardNixonisBae March 4, 2016

crumley

A funny guy. A person who jokes a lot.

That guy is such a crumley.

by dr.bigword October 5, 2016

Crumbledore

Crumbledore, the high court wizard.

Often confused with a crumbling door or related to the crossbreed between a raccoon and an owl.

Oh mighty Crumbledore, what do the high spirits have in order for us today?

by RedFire911 June 23, 2016