Croovman

Croovman was the first reported person to knowingly ingest anal leakage as a supposed source of Vitamin A. He was wrong and still is.

Mrs. Croovman sought out alternate nutrition sources in all the wrong places.

by Blazingcabbage October 9, 2011

Croob

Short for "cropped boob". Occurs most frequently in Facebook profile photos in which women have been cropped out, but their boob or a part of it remains in the profile photo.

David has a croob in his profile picture.

by ShayShay September 7, 2013

croogus

A cretin-like person with the attributes of having an arched back and foul mouth, whose primary aim is to cause mayhem amongst his peers and become a nuisance to everybody.

"Why is he acting like such a croogus!"

by GRAPHDES December 27, 2015

croostafistics

crucified fish sticks

i just ate some croostafistics

by codyisawesome July 17, 2016

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016