Taunton Cream

The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.

Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"

Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."

Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"

by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018

Cream Xstream

When you creampie a girl and then hammerfist her stomach shooting the fresh semen out at high velocities

I was trying to surprise stacy last night with something kinky by giving her a cream Xstream and I bruised her stomach so bad she couldnt go to class today.

by RSH_JEWBACCA September 25, 2018

Cream Cry

The act of giving your partner a facial and your semen lands in their eye leading to irritation and uncontrollable teary eyes mixed with the semen.

I gave my girl a Cream Cry last night

by JetTurbo November 29, 2021

Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream

I need to stop Lucid Creaming. I'm running out of unstained clothes.

by TheTallestPsychonaut December 17, 2021

glizzy cream

Dick cheese and cum

I just cummed glizzy cream

by micerclye October 26, 2020

bitch cream

implied usage of metaphorical substance explained by the sudden increase in bitchiness.

David: you look kinda fat today. Matt: i think you put too much bitch cream on today.

by flatpig April 10, 2022

nut cream

Nut cream is a complicated sexual act which probably will become popular in porn movies very soon.

1. You (the man) fucks a girl in the ass and cum on her asshole (note: not in her asshole).

2. When the sperm lies there on her ass you take a hold off your balls (hence the term "nut") and puts 'em down her asshole, then begin to "ballfuck" her.

3. Take out your balls, now dripping of sperm and "brown sauce" and let the girl take a lick (or suck).

This is what you call "nut cream".

- Hey girl, wanna take a load of nut cream?
- Hell yeah, let me lick it off!

by Karl Kyyke May 8, 2008