If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight

“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

by Xnvy Ch3m May 4, 2021

cock chafer

One who chafes cock on a regular basis.

Jeeze, Marsh. You sure do chafe a lot of cock. You are the biggest cock chafer I know

by PattersonBrown January 15, 2003

cradenza

A stubby bureau that has cupboards for storing things like linens and dishes. Most have no legs.

"Dude, don't clutter up the cradenza with all your keys and papers!"

by Ephraim Risho June 11, 2006

craffic

Noun -- The foot-traffic created by the erratic, unpredictable behavior of crackheads on a sidewalk, whether they're standing still or moving.

The craffic is thick here. I just barely dodged that crackhead as the next one switched left suddenly and bumped into me.

by SammyJenkis September 8, 2010

Craft-Tastic

The fantastic feeling you get when you really want to craft, most commonly known by dorks that like to craft and post about it on social network sites.

My friend on facebook, told everyone she was having a Craft-tastic day because of the weather.

by Husband of a Craft-tastic girl October 23, 2010

Craft-Tastic LIVE

A weekly internet craft show hosted by some blond chick that probably thinks she's Martha Stewart but younger and cuter.

Dude what's up with all these Craft-Tastic LIVE invites? Tell that girl to stick some pipe-cleaners in her ears or something.

by ex-crafter October 29, 2010

hanging clam cafe

literally, a pussy, vagina.

even though some people are into winking star saloons, some are also into hanging clam cafes...they're right around the corner from each other

by jokuhl September 29, 2008