Cracker Jacket

The white coat that physicians wear.

"No way, he's just a cracker jacket quack. He tried to use some voodoo magic medicine on me."

by TronX January 12, 2008

wet cracker

A game in which the all male contestants stand around a cracker masturbating vigorously until they ejaculate on it. The last member to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the cracker.

Guys, let's play wet cracker!

Aww, Gross! Billy had to eat the wet cracker.

by dfu January 30, 2004

santa cracker

a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.

guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards

guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY

by my bed is special August 20, 2008

Cracker sweat

n. the trail of crumbs fat people tend to leave behind, even if they are not eating.

Person 1: Why are all these crumbs all over my bed?
Person 2: Oh, I'm sorry, that's just my cracker sweat.
Person 1: But we've never eaten in this bed, it's new!
Person 2: Yeah. I know. Cracker sweat, what can ya do?

by Deemon75 January 18, 2011

stained cracker

A name for biracial people typically half white and half black other racial people maybe included but has to be half white. (Not intended to be racist but funny)

Look at that white ladies kids stained crackers.

by IG(stainedcracker) February 24, 2020

cracker with beans

A name for a person of half mexican and half white descent.

James: Yo Senor Sullivan your a cracker with beans just like me!

Senor Sullivan: Go to the office and write me a paper of what a cracker with beans is

James: shit..

by James Meyerhoff January 27, 2009

cracker jack'd

To be robbed by a Caucasia.

Damn man, I just got Cracker Jack'd

by Me not You. July 25, 2014