corpsin

1) what CSI does -- figuring out how a dead body became dead

2) investigating someone who seems shady or not truthful to you

3) the situation is over and done with, dead.

4) no longer dating a person who gave you too much drama

1) the CSI team's gone corpsin

2) Someone saw his car at some other girl's house, let's go corpsin.

3) The test is corpsin.

4) She lied to me one too many times, she's corpsin.

by dmressy October 5, 2007

Corpsplosion

When a rocket, grenade, or other incendiary device is detonated on, near, or within a pile of dead bodies, causing a spray of pieces of flesh.

Guy 1: Dude jumped off a building, it was like red pavement.
Guy 2: Nah man, total corpsplosion!

by Hermaniac8 October 15, 2009

Carpses

The second tier of the plural of the word 'Carp'.

For one carp, the word 'Carp' is adequate, for more than one carp, 'Carp' is also adequate... However for Rosey Wood's sheer Carpyness (not crappyness), only 'Carpses' will suffice!

Has Mo Been Catching Carpses yet? Na, He's Shit

by NotRogy June 30, 2010

corpsism

A command or order that has no foundation of authority due to lack of sense.

Saluting the General in USAF PTU is a corpsism despite according to AFI 36-2903 "SALUTING DUE TO RANK RECOGNITION IS NOT REQUIRED WHEN WEARING THE PTU/IPTU. "

by MAJWOODY April 24, 2011

corpsicle

AKA a human popsicle, both of which are slang terms for a person in cryonic suspension.

Some people would rather be a corpsicle rather than be cremated or buried in the ground because at least you're in a sleeping bag instead of a coffin!

by Dr Kat October 27, 2015

corpsie

A handjob that you effectively administer yourself whilst using the hand of a consenting person who has neither the motivation nor inclination to engage in the aforementioned sexual manovoure.

I'm on me blob, and I'm really tired, but you can have a corpsie if you're real keen.

by JaffyMc June 17, 2016

corpsie

/kôrps/ee

a selfie taken to make the subjects appear dead, or corpse-like.

Quickly, squirt this ketchup on my blouse - I need this corpsie to look authentic.

by jwattsj June 18, 2016