cooked unit

To be an absolute unit and have drunk to much or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Ive drunk too much and all deez bitches are up in me grills - Imma cooked unit"

by Hoe Base Team Member August 17, 2014

Ghetto Cook

One who cooks drugs.

Mane Tyrone, I have tha itch fo' sum drugs. I betta go mess wit tha ghetto cook down tha street.

by Phenton April 21, 2009

Hooker cooker

A hot tub, preferrably a 6 person. Used for the purpose of marinating and disinfecting such prostitutes.

That's just not cool that you're taking the credit for Hooker Cooker. #1 You could have told the true story that Mr. D told you he was planning a New Years Eve party dunking his favorites friends in his 6 person Hooker Cooker and #2 To my knowledge, you don't HAVE a Hooker Cooker!

My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.

by wonhotho January 1, 2010

Chaos Goblin Line Cook

The chaotic guy always causing shit
and never predictable in the kitchen.
All the girls have screwed him on a
drought because he was low
maintenance sex, in part due to his
chaos. Also, usually the one that
always had the good coke, good
weed, or ample benzos.

Pete Davidson is a total chaos goblin line cook.

by nobody likes pickles, dude November 20, 2021

cooked out

To be very left of centre, very strange. To be affected/to act in a weird way as a result of something.

That guy is completely cooked out

by SS-man December 26, 2007

cooked

(verb)
To get insulted or made fun of by another person. If they get support from bystanders or a viewing audience then it is extra effective, whether the insults are true or not.

Shoes are a typical target for "cookings".

synonyms:
blazed, riffed, insulted

Cooker"Hey you bought those ugly ass shoes at once upon a child!"

the Cooked "What ?"

Cook watchers"OHHHH you just got cooked !"

by vibraphone July 9, 2010

cook game

A hood thing that is the reason Young Buck is loved in Brooklyn

YOU KNOW IM STILL NICE WITH MY COOK GAME look man its a hood think thats why im loved in brooklyn

by Nate April 2, 2005