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Birtch Control

(n) Birtch Control (pronounced birch control) is a type of birth control which is meant to eliminate periods all together, such as an IUD. This helps alleviate the side effects of having mood swings which in turn, is also a "bitch control" - which is still there when on their periods
You sure youre on youre birtch control because the bitch inside you is coming out in full force!
by forthroe January 13, 2011
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Gun Control

One of those issues that, regardless of your stance, pisses you off whenever it gets brought up.
Person A: "You know, I really think gun control is-"
Person B: "You shut the FUCK up!"
by ColeYote January 17, 2013
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contreras

The act of stating one thing but yet meaning something entirely different, similar to 'opposite day'.
So when you said you didn't want to help, what you meant was you did? Typical contreras move.
by stainless hawkeye May 30, 2010
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PS3 Controller

The dumbest looking controller I have ever seen. It practically looks like a double dildo or a boomerang.
Some idiot: Omg roffle teh PS3 controller pwnz0rz j00r Xbox 360 controller!11!eleven!!

Meh: Sure it does. And I'm sure you and your daddy have a fun time with it...
by Big cock June 10, 2005
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contr0l

The only way to define contr0l is to say that the above definitio is totally false and queer in all tenses, past or present.
Yo contr0l was stupid.
by Anonymous March 22, 2003
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contr0l

queer that's all by : ironspider man
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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contr0l

the fucking shit contr0l is.. and ironspider man is a fucking prick bastard
ironspider man shut the hellup jew
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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