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.conned

When you acidentally type in ".con" instead of ".com" and it completely screws over your search history. It can sometimes be seen in the Google auto-finish menu.
Jack: Crap, I typed in .con instead of .com my search history is screwed
Jack's Fren: Won't that stay in your search history, you got .conned
Jack's Other Fren: Yeah apparently one of the most seen in Google's autocomplete for a "Quizlet.con"
Jack's Mom: (on another computer): WHY IS THERE PORNHUB.CON ON THE SEARCH HISTORY!
(Jack promptly recieved an ass whooping and never made the same mistake again...)
by Kap'n Krunch October 19, 2017
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conked up

When Felix is tired and can't word things properly
by kerfluffy October 26, 2017
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content jumper

Someone who tries to jump into a television series after missing the last few seasons.
Tracy missed the last 4 seasons of The Walking Dead. While discussing the latest series premier with Gonzo and trying to piece the puzzle together from the missing episodes, Gonzo dubbed her a "Content jumper".
by Inga7 October 30, 2017
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conceded marine

A male marine who thinks he is above all. He thinks he is the perfect marine to ever live. Strong yet an ass. He is Good with people. He is not good with being nice to siblings. He gets angry at other people arguing over a phone because HE would never do that.... He is to good to fight over a phone... He does respect his country though.
by HisKitKatTaylor1117 November 25, 2017
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Confederate Burp

A confederate burp is like a normal burp but if comes out of your asshole.
After Ted ate those pinto beans he let out one nasty confederate burp!
by Dr. TacoD PHD December 2, 2017
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Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up
Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Contence

A state of being extremely content.
Yo, bro! You are content?

I am way contence.
by zNeko May 9, 2018
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