Confligutory

A word made up in order to impress the opposite sex. It can be lightly or heavily peppered into conversation depending on the type of conversation. It is usually added as a sign of agreement however since the word has actually no meaning it could possibly used in place of anything.

"I believe that Persian wars as described by Herodotus in his Histories is confligutory to previous account." - use in academic setting

Guy 1: "Hey wasn't that an awesome goal."
Guy 2: "Yea I'm confligutory with that goal."
Hot Girl: impressed
- use in everyday setting

by J J Rousseau January 11, 2009

confobulate

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.

Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."

by Da Longster April 2, 2008

confuzzel

Being confused/ having no idea whats happening around you

6 way msn conversations are so confuzzeling

by Shenayde March 16, 2009

confeated

The act of feeling mad and confused at the same moment in time.

You're heated, but confused about why and/or what you're heated about

OR

You're heated, but confused about what the fuck just happened.

Dave: "I'm confeated as hell"
Craig: "Why?"
Dave: "My girl left me for another dude. I done everything a good boyfriend would do but I still ended up fucked in the end. Like what the fuck?"

Nick: "Dude I'm heated as hell"
Sam: "Why?"
Nick: "I don't know, I'm just heated."
Sam: "Yo' confeated ass"

Lucy: "I'm confused"
Steve: "About what?"
Lucy: "Everything, and it's really pissin me off. I'm getting more and more confeated by the second"

by 2Tech December 24, 2008

confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

by mulletboat June 5, 2009

Confucking

When something is so fucking confusing that it is Confucking

Flounder: Yo i had this dream with a car and these gurls and you were in it and so was my grandma

XXXander: Yo your dream is CONFUCKING XD

by XXXANDER1 July 11, 2009

Confuzelment

Another awsome word used for the proper term confusion.

When friends do not make sence you are in the state of confuzelment.

by Dlak57 September 5, 2009