clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser

Eddie is the clit comander

by eddie May 13, 2005

comancho

to be the opposite of cool or popular

sally is such a comancho beacause shes in chess club

by jessica tasdfghjk July 2, 2008

command

Any typed message in the scroll down console screen for any fps game that warrants a response of some sort from the game.

These commands can also be binded to the keyboard for ease of use and speed so as to not type the command again in console.

Counter-Strike: Commands at work

Round 1

-T rushes-

-T sees Ct at spawn-

-T shoots at Ct-

-Player of Ct press k bound to "kill"-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: wtf

Round 2

-T rushes spawn-

-T shoots at Ct-

-Player of Ct press k again-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: omfg

Round 3

-T buys awp-

-Player of Ct press k again-

-Ct dies immediately-

T: WTF GAY NOOB

by Ranger Elite July 29, 2008

Tool Commandments

The beliefs of Toolism.
I- Females are the master sex.
II- Blind-loyalty to all females.
III- Offerings must be made to females lately.
IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females.
V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.
VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.
VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed.
VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for
one hour minimum.
IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool.
X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain.
All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of
the year award.

If I follow the Tool Commandments girls may like me and be my friend.

by The Tool Master March 27, 2009

commando pro

Commando Pro is one better than commando. If you go commando you go without underwear, to go commando pro you let everyone know by having your flies undone. For maximum effect go for discrete public exposure.

(Whilst walking in Nicholson's Centre):

Wife: Why's that girl giving you a horrid look like she's sucking a lemon?
You: Don't worry, I must have forgotten to do my zip up and you know I'm commando.
Wife: You mean commando pro

by eneville August 9, 2010

valley comando

Valley person from places like pont, abercuntingnowhere, uppercomebucket etc. usually seen driving cavaliers or novas.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Cornhole Comando

A person who will pound someones ass at the drop of a dime if the opportunity presents it's self.

Rob got tim drunk last night, and went cornhole comando on him after he passed out.

by Jonch1234 October 8, 2008