Janet wouldn't shut her piehole so I took out my dick and cock shushed her. This term is on the order of when someone places their finger over their lips and says "Shhhh".
by Ddeitch18 April 08, 2014
by Quillar August 07, 2011
Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.
by Border January 10, 2019
by Omar Churchill March 02, 2011
one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.
by rayman April 06, 2005
An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.
John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”
Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”
Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”
by Kim Jong deux February 01, 2019
by Therealblund January 30, 2014