A dirty fucked up secret about your past that could ruin your life. Like if you fuked your sister and no one ever found out
1-"Dude I'm afraid I've got a closet full of skeletons. I'm scared that someone will find out what I've done"
2-"Dude Why the fuck are there dead bodies in your closet?"
1-"You have no clue what a closet skeleton is do you?"
2-"Dude Why the fuck are there dead bodies in your closet?"
1-"You have no clue what a closet skeleton is do you?"
by Dragon Dragin' May 19, 2016
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Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??
You: On the chair closet.
Friend: ???
Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??
You: On the chair closet.
Friend: ???
by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018
Get the chair closet mug.A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.
by Bunny_Lopez February 3, 2021
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"Hey, have any of you seen Brittany since two days ago at the beach?"
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
"No, I think she is being a real closet lobster because I know she didn't use sunscreen."
by ThugZone August 16, 2013
Get the closet lobster mug.johnny closet(n)- a slang/ street term originating in the early 1900's meaning restroom or bathroom.
as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;
" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".
Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
as referenced in "My Name is America: The Journal of Finn Reardon; A Newsie" pg. 5 paragraph 2;
" There are rules against us using the johnny closet".
Now I could be wrong but that's what I gather without too many context clues but hey! it makes sense to me! so here it is raw and real you little poop sharks! I'm going to go smoke some Alaskan Sniperfuck and get the fuck outta this popsicle stand, peace!
I went around the corner and realized I had to pee so I turned ran to the johnny closet!
Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
Jorge went to the johnny closet to leak the lizard.
by sir piss pumper September 25, 2013
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Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later
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Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later
spank bank flick the bean
by Qbaybay October 11, 2013
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