clocked

To get caught out, usually by feds (police)

oh shit, jarvis, drop that zoot, we bin clocked!!!

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Cloaked Meat

Cloaked Meat is a situational condition that impacts those who consider themselves to be vegan, vegetarian or simply do not eat animal meat products. Cloaked Meat is when an animal meat product is either purposely or accidently placed into a food entree to be served and eaten by a non-meat eater. Cloaked Meat is most often, but not always, discovered in wraps and sandwiches that are marked as meatless or vegetarian found at catered lunch meetings and functions. The meat is considered Cloaked due to the fact that it is not readily visible to the eye and is often buried under lettuce and other customary sandwich fixings. Even more difficult to spot is Cloaked Meat in baked and cooked entrees. Cloaked Meat is usually only discovered once bitten into and most often, when already swallowed. Depending upon aversion to meat products, Cloaked Meat can result in nausea, vomiting, stomach ache and in extreme instances, massive, explosive diarrhea.

Roxy attended the office's get together for Henry's pending retirement. The company provided a lovely catered lunch which included sandwiches and wraps from a local deli. Roxy selected the sandwich marked "vegetarian wrap" since she is averse to eating animal meat products. Halfway through her sandwich and during a mid-chew and swallow, Roxy discovered that there was Cloaked Meat. Within minutes, Roxy was overwhelmed with nausea and had to leave the party. Within the hour, Roxy found herself running to the bathroom to avoid a shart and she subsequently expelled explosive diarrhea.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014

clock tease

An individual who teases you with the prospect of knowing the time by keeping various clocks or watches nearby but has them all set to different times.

"Dude stop being a total clock tease"

by Toastomdernist February 19, 2008

GTF O'Clock

The time at which it is most appropriate that one gets the fuck out/off

Hey! Guess what time it is: it's GTF O'Clock! Get the fuck out of my house!

by Skilhelm January 17, 2011

crackhead o'clock

Used to describe an hour so late or so early as to be almost painful, usually between the hours of 2am to 5am. Also used to denote a time where looking at your watch will be of no value, because it's just that late or early.

Betty: Damn, what time is it?
Hortense: It's crackhead o'clock, that's what it is!

by Aeliane May 23, 2006

wine O'clock

a time for wine, often around early evening (5pm-ish). It is similar to "Beer O'Clock" in that it can be anytime a wine appreciator (read: "wino") feels that some good vino might just hit the spot

Man, today was a long day—it's definitely wine o'clock now.

by CadeRageous! May 6, 2007

Clock'd 0Ne

A walking lexicon, and a fine appreciator of the English language.
Often found walking the halo'd grounds of tekforums.co.uk

Inventer of the Woot! Rating system

I even wash out teh shower for you too afterwards Mr Marigolds.
If you want to get nitpicking, I notice you don't leave any soap by the sink, so do you even bother to wash your hands?

by Soopahfly June 26, 2004