Chess

A game, just like checkers.

When somebody says something is chess not checkers, they're implying that it is somehow more serious, or to be taken more seriously than checkers if it's chess, even though they are both games. Not everything in life is a board game, so the worst kind of game is one that seems designed to be taken seriously when games are the opposite of serious.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Chess

The worst kind of game (or sport) is the one that seems designed to be taken seriously. Games (and sports) are the opposite of anything seeious, and there are already enough people in the world always wearing a silly looking game face, a kind of poker face that makes them look and sound more serious than they actually are.

Chess, checkers, they're both games. Warning shots, warning barks, anything with the word warning in front of it seems meant to be taken seriously, and yet that still doesn't mean they came from a serious person, any more than mandates, restrictions, or laws.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

chess

A term used to describe sexual intercourse between two men.

Matt "Hey peter do you wanna play chess"
peter "Sure here comes the bishop"

by KrustyKid October 1, 2021

Chesser

A bloke with a really smelly and hairy moot, loves older women and isn’t afraid of a dart

Omg that bloke is such a chesser, get him over here wow. MOOOOOOT

by James Adam October 12, 2021

Chess tournament

Chess tournament

Me and Joe are playing in a chess tournament

by Savvy827 October 30, 2021

Chass

Combination of chest and leg day that wipes you out

I can’t walk or lift my arms after that wicked Chass day!

by Jayvoo November 4, 2021

Chess Kink

Wanting to incorporate chess themed ideas into sex

Joe told Rebecca his chess kink of wanting her to yell out position openings and finish saying checkmate! She said “you’re a nerd and show me how to fork the queen with the knight”

by Swagthrasher69 November 10, 2021