Chode

A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.

Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm

by Dude August 21, 2006

chode-core

adj. A type of rock music involving penises that are wider than they are long. This can typically describe a certain kind of music which uses no rythm or instruments, just a deafining deep screams.

This band is chode-core to the max.

by Andrew White May 5, 2004

chode slap

to put your hand in your pants, rub your nuts, and then take your hand back out and slap someone in the face

Charlie chode slapped me in the face because I called his girlfriend a trick ass ho.

by Craven Cox February 25, 2005

chode lettuce

Used to describe the bunched up chode hairs that gather in one's chode/gooch region that have begun to fester with signs of mold and greening on the tips

Dawg, Rick's chode lettuce is collecting dingle berries and you could see the lumps in his pants!

by Hurman January 5, 2008

Chode huffer

A person who brown noses, or kisses ass. A suck up or teachers pet.

When Frank, told the teacher that she forgot to give us home work he was just chode huffing. Chode huffer

by Facey Mcfuck October 16, 2008

Chode

A dick wider than it is long.

Jim couldn't fit his Chode into Jenna's mouth.

by CokRubbin May 20, 2015

woogie chode

The slightly more hairy, elongated and oblong offset version of a chode. Some times refered to as, the ugly chode, afro chode, and in extreme cases, the fatling chode. The vulgur use of this chode is rarely seen in modern chode dialect, but in the old days, it was more commonly used as an insult.

1. My chode looks like chewbaca, it's a woogie chode.

2. Hey, sit down on my woogie chode and I'll slip it in sideways.

3. Dude, stop being such a fatling chode!

by Mansex Extraordinaire October 20, 2004