The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.
Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.
by NutBuster6669 December 03, 2020
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Eggo Cereal

A breakfast cereal manufactured by Kellogg's. The cereal was discontinued in 2012.
Eggo Cereal consists of maple syrup, cinnamon toast, and flavoured corn cereal pieces in a waffle shape, just like Eggo waffles
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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cocoa pebbles cereal

A brown chocolate flavored rice cereal that enlarges your penis
Fred: Barney get me some fuckin' cocoa pebbles cereal!! I need to satisfy my wife tonight
Barney: Okay Fred
(later that night)
Fred: YABBA
DABBA

DOO

if it can work for the Flintstones it can work for you
by Quizzical Upnod May 11, 2017
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Dessert Cereal

A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.
Person 1: What's for breakfast?

Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.
by trishphish June 20, 2010
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bread cereal

(n) Bread, milk, and sugar served in a bowl. Common amongst poor families. The bread is ripped up or shredded, sugar heaped on, and milk poured on top. Also called Bread Soup.
We were so poor that we had to eat bread cereal when we got hungry!
by D-Dubs12 October 22, 2022
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big cereal eater

He's a big cereal eater
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Cereal Jack

After you jack off, you eat your favorite cereal
Jordan: Dude, I'm bored and hungry :(
Ben: Let's just cereal jack :)
by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011
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