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Nutty Chapstick

When you wipe some sweat off of your nut sack with two fingers and then wipe the sweat onto the victims chapped lips.
"My nuts are sweaty and itchy. I think I'm going to catch Jennifer by surprise with a nutty chapstick"
by GrizzlyBear211 July 10, 2014
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Sorry for caps

Something someone says after typing a sentence in Caps Lock.
I SAID CAN WE GET SOME GRAPES. Sorry for caps
by C0OCHIE MAN November 13, 2020
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internet all caps

You don't need to go all internet all caps to get your point across. If your logic is sound your point stands on it's merits, not the volume of your voice.
by testicles...that is all September 2, 2021
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Piece of craps

Craps; a word to use in plural terms of many peices of crap.

Piece of craps; a word in which a pile of crap is made up of many other craps. (can be used hypothetically as well as literal)
Bob: "My hometown is a piece of craps."
Steve: "What does that mean?"
Bob: "Well, everyone in my town are a peice of crap, so since my town holds all of the craps--people--it is a piece of craps."
Steve: "Ooh, I guess that makes sense"
by ReetBeat May 31, 2010
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crapsack

one who is an idiot, douche bag, or deprived of awesomeness.
Professor Drizzle is a crapsack or a saco del crap if you happen to be in a Spanish speaking country.
by Renee March 1, 2004
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Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.
Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.
by gothictom January 25, 2011
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capshaw

verb.

To get an acting role in a production based on connection with the producer(s) or filmmaker(s), especially applicable when the end result is poorly received.

Derived from Kate Capshaw and the misconception that her cringe-worthy role in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" was a result of her romance with director Steven Spielberg. In reality, however, the movie came before the romance.
John capshawed his way into the movie because his dad funded the production.
by Managerial Decision April 19, 2008
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