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grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2017
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capitalism

Extreme-right dictatorship in which power is controlled by the bourgeoisie, where the rich get richer, the poor stay poor the same way or get poorer, a part of the middle class getting rich and another part of the middle class getting poorer. Killed 58 million people.
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Absolute Capital

Absolute Capital - Slang compound word referring to high amounts of wealth usually owned by a person or a company, that often used to describe the amount of money someone is generating off of an action or product.
Jack's making absolute capital off of making homemade RPGs and selling them to children.
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capitalism

Capitalism is a pedagogical inquiry into the question of whether it is ethical to act in one's interest...

Capitalism transcends the first ethical question by concluding that it is ethical to trade one's desires to self-interest with outside entities.

Capitalism draws its conclusions on the ethics of self-interest by assuming the desire to self-interest can be divided into discrete supply-demand ratios.

It is erroneously stated that communism ended the right of kings.
Capitalism--a supply/demand ratio that arose after the earth became too fallow to allow the serf-lord feudal system to continue--was the system that ended the divine right of kings.

This is because Adam Smith was a continental philosopher not an analytical philosopher.
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BEJROVBREAST BEJROVBOOTY GanBJraStas capital

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 5 BJS and sangs and 8 GanBJrastas and 1 black ninja ๐Ÿฅท and 1 crime boss. Player 1 will have to choose the BJS and player 2 will have to choose the GanBJrastas and the black ninja and the crime boss. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
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GanBJrasta capital

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 7, 2021
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GanBJraSTa CaPitaL

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 8, 2021
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