Capital markets

A nameless, faceless, being that can be blamed or cited as an excuse for anything.

I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.

by clermontboy May 19, 2025

BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 1

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10 BJS 10 rose's 10 sangs

9 ganBJrastas 1 g.cap. Player 1 can choose from BJ sang or rose's Player 2 can only choose the ganBJrastas and the g.cap. Player 2 can only play the g.cap last after the ganBJrastas are jumped off the board. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 1 the first banging backwards board game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 14, 2022

capital

used to express approval, satisfaction, or delight.

"That's splendid! Capital!"

by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025

capital juice

Another word for oil.

America is invading another country again to get some good old capital juice.

by Ossie Oscar Soundsystem November 29, 2020

grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.

by Sexydimma June 12, 2013

Capitate

The act of putting somebody's head on.

Jimmy lost his head so they had to capitate him.

by Peanut Bomb March 8, 2023

Capital

A beat down. (Inspired by Insurrection 2021)

Bro, you better stop your foolishness before I take you to the Capital.

by B, Major Guy January 8, 2021