Advent Calendar

A special calendar used to count down the days to Christmas, starting on December 1st and ending on December 24th.

Siena Raponi is just like an advent calendar. Every day you’re around her you’ll find something you love more.

by joecrenshaw November 28, 2025

check his calendar

To check his sanity.

"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo

by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008

Tinder Advent Calendar

Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.

Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.

Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.

by daltonjfk December 17, 2020

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people

I wouldn’t care if you people died the next day. I really don’t give a crap about you people.

As a Cajun I don’t care about you people. You people constantly prove to me that you are not worth fighting for or saving. I wish all of you would just drop dead like a bunch of wasps sprayed by wasp spray.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before

I have no idea where these people are coming from. All these weird new people need to go back to where they came from.

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before.

i.e. WTH you’re Lebanese, what are you doing in Louisiana in the first place.

by confused cajun man January 13, 2021

National Make a Calendar Day

The Day of which national day calendar's are made

Yooo it's national make a calendar day, let's make a national calendar

by McCade Mandrel November 26, 2021

Don't be a Calanthe

The perfect way of saying the word cunt without saying it. You can often use any words of English literature to tell someone to simply "Don't be a cunt". But if saying the word cunt is a bit too bleak and to the point and you really wanna drive home how much you hate someone. Bring back the past in one of the most satisfying ways with the last name of someone you really despise.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo! Where the hell have you been?
Guy 2: I was just at some girl's house. I had to bounce, she was being a real Calanthe.
Guy 1: I feel ya bro.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Take your shit and get out of my house!
Guy 2: I get it! You're mad because someone was right about getting his computer hacked!

Girl 1: I'm just mad that he's way better at being likable than I am because I can only sway guys with ass and tits!
Guy 2: That's not the only thing you're really good at doing!
Girl 1: What? Me being a power hungry Reddit Karma whore?!?
Guy 2: No! It's being a Calanthe! Don't be a Calanthe!

by King/Diablo December 9, 2021