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shrimp crank 

"Yo, Reuben Houser didn't get another girl because of his shrimp crank"
shrimp crank by Keystone August 4, 2006
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Rusty Cripple Crank 

Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis.
"That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty cripple crank."
Rusty Cripple Crank by froznalyve September 30, 2007

Wake and Crank 

Waking up in the morning to have a cry and a wank.
I bet that guy on American Horror Story likes to wake and crank, since he's always crying and masturbating.
Wake and Crank by alcoholicgifts November 16, 2011

bathtub crank 

A street term for poor quality methamphetamine; methamphetamine produced in a bathtub.
Bathtub crank is commonly made in a bathtub.
bathtub crank by moogirlos December 12, 2015

Jenny Crank 

Using drugs such as cocaine, meth, or other speedy things to lose weight.
"Wow! You look great!" skinny bitch
"Yes! Pin-thin! How did you do it?" fat bitch
"I owe it all to Jenny Crank!" super skinny bitch
"Oh girl get me some!" fat bitch
Jenny Crank by E.R.X.R September 12, 2005

Reverse hand crank 

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.
Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.