Skip to main content

Counter-Strike

A wildy addicting FPS PC game that happens to be overflowing with nerdy 17 year olds that use the word "noob" constantly.
"HAHA!!!111!!! 34T D4T B1TCH, 1M L337!!!!111 1 PWNZ J00 FUCK1NG N00B!" ~ Nerd

"Wow, that bitch AWP'd me on Counter-Strike...maybe he's constapated or something." ~ Bill
by Stupid Cabrito September 21, 2005
mugGet the Counter-Strike mug.

Counter-Strike

by csPWNSj00 August 14, 2003
mugGet the Counter-Strike mug.

counterstrike

Counterstrike, the hell's gates of n00bs, however, there are some r0x0rs, some laggers, but many weapons.
Missions change depending on your team.
The terrorists have a different set of weapons to the counter-terrorists.
CS is still popular even thought it is old, adn modifications are still being made.
Who's that 0wnz0r?
Who are those n00bs?
Who's that lagger?
Why can't I connect?
Why are all the servers run by linux?
Why don't I have a life?
Why did I just die?
Why am I asking all these questions?
Why can't I afford a colt M4A1 carbine?
Why ask why?
by Kensuke July 7, 2003
mugGet the counterstrike mug.

Counter-Strike

The best friggin' online game ever. Extremely popular in mainland China, in which the players are mostly mature high school students that speak english. Names like "fuck awp" and "Wo Cao" (chinese) are popular. Random english words are also popular. !!!!!!17 iceworld is the most played CS game in china. Too bad it's not for mac, cuz i got one, and since ive returned to Cali, i cant play
cousin, "goddamn, im on fire!"
(gets killed by awp after killin for 6 rounds)
cousin, "aw man. your turn."
me, "shit, who dares shoot me!? im unstoppable"
(gets killed by headshot frm deagle aftr killin' for 6 rounds)
(repeat as until server quits, or we die nonstop)
by BlessU September 16, 2005
mugGet the Counter-Strike mug.

Counter Terriost Unit

Full word for CTU the word is used in the show 24. CTU help stop terriots from bombing up cities and other bad stuff from happening in the world
I am a Federal Agent i work for Counter Terriost Unit.
by someone from va July 30, 2008
mugGet the Counter Terriost Unit mug.

counter attack

To take advantage of your partner on the smooth surface in your kitchen. To sneak up behind and enjoy copulation with a friend (or lover) while preparing a meal.

Best surfaces for counter attacks: concrete, granite or any hard stone.
He was a specialist in counter attacks, especially enjoying sex during meal preparation.

"Darling, I find your apron an uncontrolable aphrodisiac. Please, give in to my counter attack before I spooge all over myself."
by Lord Mc Flanders December 10, 2006
mugGet the counter attack mug.

Counterstrike

A game played by nerdy people I see in cybercafes all day. They often wear thick glasses and have faces covered with pimples, due to spending too much time on the computer and sitting in the front of the computer for too long. These type of people have no lives and need serious professional help if they can't overcome their addictions as most nerds are addicted to this game. They often talk only about this gay game and nothing more examples of their conversations include how they "owned" people, which is a nerd language commonly used by nerds and fags to make themselves feel special and cool. Everytime I hear these nerds talking about "owning" or "shooting" or how "ownage" they are I just wanna punch em in the face and break their nerdish glasses. And if I ever do break their glasses, it's for their own good anyways.
couterstrike is a game commonly played by nerds in cybercafes. It's about guns and shooting people and that's about it. It's gay and making these nerds think that they are actually cool talkin 'bout guns and shit.
by fuck you April 25, 2005
mugGet the Counterstrike mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email