comic shock

What happens when, after finding a new daily webcomic and spending a week reading the archives, you realise that there is no next comic, and you will have to wait 24 hours for the next one. Has been known to produce a catatonic states.

I got right into Sluggy Freelance, and started reading the old comics. 2 weeks later, I finished reading the archives. Man, I went into total comic shock. It wasn't pretty.

by Lee MacAulay November 8, 2003

Coitalot

A magical cream that makes females attracted to the male erection. By using this product developed by Gandelf himself, one can experience similar results similar to that of the mythical Pussy Magnet. Results however tend to vary depending on the users height, weight, attractiveness, and of course erection size.

Not getting any?? Try Coitalot!! You'll be getting it on ALL NIGHT LONG!!

by flynyrdskynyrd February 3, 2012

coital stretch

The act of lengthening muscles during penetration.

After a hard workout in the gym, loosen up with a partner doing some coital stretching

by Beckyyyyyyy February 14, 2014

Coitophilic

A person or an animal loves intercourse or coitus.

Meth is a coitophilic.

by yamasuke June 19, 2014

Cometrumpence

The consequences of voting for Donald Trump & Mike Pence.

If you vote Republican, you'll get your cometrumpence!

by doc brown July 20, 2016

Coith

Referring to a person as a penis split by the act of coithing.

"You're such a coith, Dan."

by CoithMaster418 November 6, 2017

coitus injurious

An accidental injury caused by having sex.

No, my girlfriend didn't hit me, my black eye is from coitus injurious.

by KP Rex December 23, 2019