Cock shush

Silencing an individual by placing one's cock over their lips.

Janet wouldn't shut her piehole so I took out my dick and cock shushed her. This term is on the order of when someone places their finger over their lips and says "Shhhh".

by Ddeitch18 April 08, 2014

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Sparkle Cock

When a man gets head from a teenager and her sparkle makeup gets on his dong.

Yo, did you see Bromsa? He had mad sparkle cock from that tween.

by Quillar August 07, 2011

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Cock-Aid

When a guy finally admits to being gay, e.g. after getting divorced and logging on to Grinder

Yep, Brian finally drank the cock-aid and went on Grindr. He's been making up for lost time giving HJ's and blowies like they are going out of style.

by Sparty911 August 20, 2017

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cock nobber

one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.

'cocknobber.'
'hey, fuck you man.'

by rayman April 06, 2005

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opportunity cock

An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.

John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”

Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”

by Kim Jong deux February 01, 2019

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