Crocaine

An obsessive addiction to the act of crocheting, often exhibited by middle aged women.It is considered to be as addictive as amphetamines such as cocaine. These people can often be found googling yarn stores, crocheting patterns,hiding the amount of their crocheting behavior, and crocheting quietly in a little corner. In addition they hoard and hide their "stash" of yarn. Related to the disorder known as yarnaholic.

Diana: Why was mom late picking me up today?
Dad: Why do you think? It's the crocaine. She had to get a couple of lines in.
Diana: One day she's going to crochet herself into a cocoon.
Dad: We can only hope.

by Nikki87 April 4, 2009

cocainify

• to coat with cocaine, typically used as food seasoning

Guy 1: “Dude, if you cocainify lasagna, it tastes so much better!”
Guy 2: “Really?”
Guy 1: “Yeah, I even fed it to my wife. She loved it!”

by cocainified March 29, 2021

Cockaine

A person, typically a female but doesn’t have to be, who has an addiction to ✨getting railed✨

Like an unhealthy one. Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Breanna must be high off cockaine, her boyfriend is shitty and all they do is fuck.

by leofromchicago September 17, 2021

cocainomania

False sense of grandeur under the influence of cocaine.

"Dave thinks he's all powerful when he's coked out, he's got some serious cocainomania."

by the lamb from 87 September 6, 2007

crocaine

Croquette, while all players are high on cocaine.

Let's all zoot a line or two and then play some crocaine!

by Derek Wizzle March 19, 2008

Cocainic

An adjective that describes something extremely awesome, but you now in the back of your mind you know something ain't right or shouldn't of been.

That hot passionate night we spent together was cocainic.

by xxprogrammerxx March 5, 2009

Cocaina

1. Slang used in drug dealing

2. Spanish word for "Cocaine"

Guy 1 : Yo shit, where this Cocaina from?
Guy 2 : Mon frère, straight outta Costa Rica

by Traynum September 23, 2016