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HALO.
Lauren - "so tell me your thoughts on this game, halo."
Tanner - "Halo = the leading cause of divorce in America."
Tanner - "Halo = the leading cause of divorce in America."
by laurendino June 30, 2008
Get the the leading cause of divorce in america mug.The greatest fear a schoolgoing child could have.
First starts off asking impossible questions and if you answer him wrong, you get defined as a dumbass by him. After that no child had the guts to answer him so he just calls everyone plain stupid.
If he plays santa claes he's one badass scary mofo.
First starts off asking impossible questions and if you answer him wrong, you get defined as a dumbass by him. After that no child had the guts to answer him so he just calls everyone plain stupid.
If he plays santa claes he's one badass scary mofo.
Little boy: hi santaclaes! I made a drawing!
SantaClaes: You call that a drawing?! You little dumbass!
Little boy: But..but...
SantaClaes: BUT WHAT?! YOU BETTER SHOW ME A GOOD DRAWING BY TOMORROW, OR ILL SEND YOUR BUTT TO HELL!
Little boy: ...cancer -_-
SantaClaes: AND WHAT IS IT WITH YOU YOUNGSTER TALKING ABOUT AN ILLNES?!
SantaClaes: You call that a drawing?! You little dumbass!
Little boy: But..but...
SantaClaes: BUT WHAT?! YOU BETTER SHOW ME A GOOD DRAWING BY TOMORROW, OR ILL SEND YOUR BUTT TO HELL!
Little boy: ...cancer -_-
SantaClaes: AND WHAT IS IT WITH YOU YOUNGSTER TALKING ABOUT AN ILLNES?!
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Get the Claustrophobia mug.A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
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It comes from yo mama yokes.
The meaning is litteraly anything.
It comes from yo mama yokes.
The meaning is litteraly anything.
by SweWolf October 19, 2006
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