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Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha
Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up
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Oti cereal

A delicious food (to some) usually served with yoghurt
Gracie: "my two favourite things are finnleys dick and oti cereal!"
by Finnking October 16, 2022
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Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018
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Cereal

Ketamine. Ketamine is sometimes known as "special k" so therefore if you want to be more discrete when talking about ketamine, use the word "cereal".
Jake: "Hey, Hannah. Should we go get some cereal?"
Hannah: "Yes I'd love to go get some cereal"
by Jekketh September 23, 2022
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Casual cereal

A bowl of cereal that has enough milk to have a second small bowl of cereal without adding more milk
I ate some casual cereal while I watched saturday morning cartoons
by DrDominator16 September 21, 2022
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Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards.
Did you see Timmy eating his cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.
by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023
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cereal cocaine

The last bowl always has cereal cocaine.
by Rockseex3 February 9, 2017
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