elijah

the absolute hottest dude you’ll ever meet. super tall and athletic and polynesian and fine and seems really sweet probably and has kind of weird instagram posts but other than that he’s a pretty sick lad
by elijahlover999 June 20, 2022
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Cereal

A type of breakfast soup with sugar and milk as its primary ingredients, commonly eaten as a midnight or afternoon snack. Most commonly consumed by young children, stoners and adults who aren’t bothered to cook.
Dave- What are you eating for breakfast

Stove- I feel like eating cereal
Dave- ok
by elijahlover999 December 29, 2021
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