Definitions by elijahlover999

elijah 

the absolute hottest dude you’ll ever meet. super tall and athletic and polynesian and fine and seems really sweet probably and has kind of weird instagram posts but other than that he’s a pretty sick lad

example: elijah is hot.

elijah by elijahlover999 June 19, 2022

Cereal

A type of breakfast soup with sugar and milk as its primary ingredients, commonly eaten as a midnight or afternoon snack. Most commonly consumed by young children, stoners and adults who aren’t bothered to cook.

Dave- What are you eating for breakfast

Stove- I feel like eating cereal
Dave- ok

Cereal by elijahlover999 December 28, 2021