Cowboy Carlos

A little man that enjoys horses, cow punching, and a little brokeback action.

Check cowboy Carlos over there? The guy looks like looks like he slept in a horses stall.

by Francis Cobblebottoms September 11, 2020

carlos rosa

A sexy ass mother fucker that will take your bitch in the blink of an eye so you best hide yo bitch for your own good

Ohhh shit Carlos Rosa coming hide yo bitch

by Big tittie Becky March 31, 2017

Roberto Carlos

A Brazilian football player who was a great player during the 1990's-2000's and can do the most impossible shit nobody's ever seen. Such as his free kick vs France, or his angled shot when he played for Real Madrid.

Roberto Carlos GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

john carlos

A dumb gay bitch who "takes your girl" but actually is ugly and single

hoe ass niqqa john carlos

by tyftty October 3, 2019

Carlos Mencia

a mexican comedian who offends everybody. he is hilarious and is the host of a crappy show on comedy central.

watch carlos mencia's stand-up, not his show.

by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005

Monte Carlo

(Noun) a shitty car whose owner is equally as shitty. Usually he will smell of rancid feet or of used dildos. (Verb)To drive play halo at a below average level (Adj) Shitty.

(Noun) God, Andrew's monte carlo isn't worth fixing up. More like Monte car-no." said Jeff, who owns a lesbian car. (Verb) Andrew Monte Carlos so the teams are never fair. (Adj) Andrew, take your smelly, cock biting, monte carlo ass out of here.

by Superflylemonaid June 11, 2006

Carlos Delfino

#20 on the Detroit Pistons. aka: hottest man in the NBA <3

I only watch sports because of Carlos Delfino.

by Angie. July 20, 2008