Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 6, 2005

belgian gas mask

You have her on her knees, and torso leaning backwards. You stand above her from behind, and perform a Reverse Bat Wing over her face, effectively covering her nose and mouth, creating an airtight seal as you fart, yelling "Gas, Gas, Gas". Maintaining the seal, as you are about to cum, you yell, "Gas Clear", then remove the seal. While still straddling her head, slide back heavily with your anus, leaving the ultimate Shit Hawk on her forehead while simultaneously cumming on her chin/breasts/knees.

For extra points, best performed after a large burrito dinner.

"Sweetie, I'll admit it, I got drunk in Vegas, and I tried to drop a Belgian Gas Mask, which turned into a Spinal Tap, but which actually brings me to the fact that i have a Steam Cleaner receipt on my Visa.

by nsla November 22, 2010

belgium biscuit

when a person is anally penetrated and then blows the penis directly after it has entered their back passage

i gave that bird a nice belgium biscuit, she loved it :P

hell no, im not sucking that, i don't want a belgium biscuit!

by why-do-i-know-this-shit October 29, 2008

Belgian Snorkeler

A girl with a mohawk, who after you finished having sex with her and you drop a deuce, she lets you use her mohawk to wipe it up

Becky, oh my god, a good blowjob, but what a great belgian snorkeler

by AXMQ March 2, 2007

Belgium Waffle Stomp

The act of pooping along the surface of ones teeth, and then using your foot to stomp it through the gaps of their teeth.

"Bro, I totally Belgium Waffle Stomped that bitch last night."

by vezro July 22, 2014

Budgie Balls

Refaring to the size of a males testicles whilst on steroids (Tiny)

Budgie Balls, Budgy Balls, Testicals, Testicles, Balls, Bollocks, Nuts

by Neil'O January 23, 2009

Belgian Dump

Where two people defecate simultaneously on a single toilet by sitting face to face. The one on the top must be on top of the one who is facing normally on the toilet.

You and a friend must use the toiletries but there is only one bathroom. To solve this problem, both of you can go at once by one person sitting normally and the other sitting in reverse on top of the other persons legs. This is known as the Belgian Dump.

by thatkidd55 April 6, 2009