bomfortable

State of relaxed

I'm bomfortable as fuck homie!

by Dr.keif October 21, 2017

Brothers before significant others

Bros before Hoes

Guy 1: Hey I'm about to watch this new episode of skins, is that ok?

Guy 2: Wtf I told you I wanted to watch that

Guy 1: But I really like this girl, and itd be a great new discussion area for us

Guy 2: Fuck you man, brothers before significant others

by Adamkos101 December 2, 2011

monkeys before the monolith

Being confronted by a computer (or technical) problem that you lack the skills (or intelligence) to resolve. A reference to the movie "2001," where confused monkeys are confronted by superior alien technology in the form of a monolith and beat it with sticks.

Dude A: My dad couldn't program his DVD player, and got totally pissed.

Dude B: Yep, monkeys before the monolith.

by Bdgold January 18, 2012

Chicks before dicks

When you and you close friends form a sisterhood and agree not to fuck each others ex husbands

Oh Maria I really hope you didn't sleep with Jimbo , remember chicks before dicks

by Jaygouletttt April 10, 2017

fashion before function

When something is more about the appearence than the functionality or working.

Literal meaning: "I don't understand girls with high heels, it's fashion before function." (high heels are extremely uncomfortable, but fashionable)
Joke-like/metaphorical meaning:

-Look at that poser, can he even ollie?
-I don't think so, fashion before function. (Posers only look good, they can't do shit)
P.s. I'm not a native-speaker, so the examples might be a bit lame, but I'm pretty sure the definition is right.

by A man into AmE slang October 21, 2017

diggin before spittin

To do a little research before making accusation.

Why didn't you diggin before spittin that mess bout my boy?

by kobeballa May 24, 2006

bros before hoes

Never pick ur gurl over ur homie that just the way it goes.

"wanna sleep over tonight?
homie= yea kid
lilbitch=i got plans with my gurl

by synikal July 19, 2004