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Botting And Jerking

The act of downloading third party software to your computer, allow it to automatically perform tasks, while you simultaneous grease the weasel, profusely.
Guy1: How come brandon wont answer my message?
Guy2: Bro, he is probably botting and jerking.
by Judenshvine August 19, 2019
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bofting

When something is sexually attractive and makes your penis semi-erect
Luke: Those Pies are looking bofting!
Me: I am hard right now
John: I wanna fuck that pie
by Mysticalbeasture August 20, 2019
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Beating a meat

Slap that bitch un tell you cum
by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019
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beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020
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Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.
I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.
by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020
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Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.
Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!
by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020
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Beating the whole village

Used when a guy takes his time and patiently and continuously is master-bating all night over and over again.
Greg was beating the whole village again last night.
by El Guapo 29 January 1, 2021
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