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by Bebe2017 December 24, 2021
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The Bible

Not referring exactly to the book of Christianity, which has some coincidences with historical facts, has told some good manners (and some others that chain you to exclusively find God instead of you and your family and surroundings' happiness) but has a vast majority of fantasy, rhetoric, prejudice, homophobia, sexism hate and mental manipulation that can only be done by the man itself; referring to the "in-Urban Dictionary" definitions, that kind of description that has more downvotes than upvotes no matter if the opinion is for or against the book.
Hey, I am just reading the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus for "The Bible" and I realized there are a majority of definitions that have more dislikes than approvals! But... Oh look! These both definitions were written the same month and year, one is against the book and the other supports it. The first one, in favour, has 134 likes and 370 dislikes; and the other that is against, has 230 votes up and 420 votes down.

What the HELL!!
by Teh Wolfboy January 24, 2018
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bible bunny

Usually someone who picks and chooses different verses from the Bible, to fit their political gain. Most of the time being hypocritical and not going by the Bible themselves. Not true believers of the bible, but using it in a way to control the narrative.
"Trump is such a bible bunny, for selling Bibles to fund his campaign."
"The legislators pretending to speak in tongues on the Senate floor, are such bible bunnies."
"Westboro Baptist church is really out here trying to kill people, instead of save them. What bible bunnies"
by LadyJusticeisBlind April 10, 2024
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Bible thumper

Bible Thumper: one who talks to others regarding the Bible and Jesus trying to have them accept Jesus as their Saviour.
Bible thumper Don came around again today, still trying to get me to accept Jesus Christ as my Saviour.
by Brother Donald June 16, 2022
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Bibled

The ejaculation into a book originating from a Bible.
Ryan Bibled his maths book last night.
by BigHS March 10, 2022
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Bible Of Pop

"Stripped" by The Voice Of A Generation, Christina Aguilera. The Grammy winning album remains iconic since it’s release. It influenced pop forever and every main pop girl who’s come up since, cites as an inspiration. NO ONE can top it!
"What are you listening to? I’m listening to The bible of pop"
by liberatedlover January 10, 2024
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Cracker bible

I met Keith for my daily dose of crack and he pulled out his cracker bible for me to read while I got bummed because I didn’t have enough money
by I am Keith March 23, 2024
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