Beaten By Tour

When one goes away on tour with you university for example and comes back a broken man. A completely different person to how he left.

Dafydd was beaten by tour

by lashinegun May 25, 2011

Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 16, 2012

Behaterz

Someone with an irrational hatred of Justin Bieber. Usually boomers, geezers and old-timers who are fanz of the Beatles, Stones and Hendrix who did much worse things in the way-back day.

Boomer: "That damned Bieber should pull his pants up!"
Geezer: "Makes me so mad. I read about him every morning to get my heart started again."
Old Age Citizen: "Ha! He thinks he's a badass. In our day we had Mick and Keith and Jimi."
Belieber: "Ignore them. They're a posse of Behaterz."

by northly January 28, 2014

Beaten with an alligator

When a guy gets his penis stuck in a plastic you alligator and beats a chick in the face. To properly be beaten with an alligator you must he wearing alligator boots.

He is into some freaky shit. Ever since I have met him all he talks about is me being beaten with an alligator.

by Shshssbbs June 8, 2015

beration

The act of berating another person.

Society allows the beration of his fanbase because he no longer has time to sort the misconceptions.

by OhMyChuck,LookAtHisButt! January 23, 2016

berageal

A badass group consisting of only Asains, Mexicans, and strippers.

Wow! Look at that kinky berageal being chased by the Mexican Border Control!

by NotTheGreenMelon February 18, 2016

Bertell

A "Bertell" (pronounced "bertl") is someone who only finds enjoyment in life by aggravating people on Twitter. They are most likely someone who is not very funny or well liked in real life so they use a fake life to feel better about themselves. Bertell's are commonly know to touch themselves at night while looking at their meme filled Twitter pages before sleep as a ritual. If you find a Bertell, it's best to ignore them because they can be toxic to the average Twitter user.

Dude #1: Did you see what happened on Twitter last night?
Dude #2: No way, what happened?
Dude #1: Some Bertell annoyed a bunch of people
Dude #2: Dude, that's lame as hell. Way to get my expectations up.

by Servo August 14, 2016