bender

A very large bowel movement. I.E. The turd "bends" as it hits the bottom of the toilet.

"After eating a large amount of food, one must take a bender"

by Urbadict September 27, 2005

Cum-bender

When you go into a place of lesser gravity and cum and the semen floats around at your will.

Hey billy want to gobto space and do some cum-bender?

by Doot boi May 30, 2018

Blender

A Blender is the act of ramming one's fist up an asshole and twisting it around numerous times. Often creates a large amount of residue of various liquids and organ remains.

Me: "Dude, I just gave a chick a blender!"

Jeff: "Oh, that explains the smell and stains."

by RAMMNATION December 30, 2009

Rocks In A Blender

Something that has happened that needs to be promptly covered up, so that no one gets pissed at all of you. It's a code word for what really happened...

For example, you and your best friend make out with her exboyfriend and his best friend while you were baked, and no one even enjoyed it anyway because you've been friends with one of the guys since second grade, and the other one is like your brother, and you can't let anyone find out because it can't get back to the girlfriend of one of the guys, who is also one of you and your friends good friends...

But when you all show up to arena later that day with red eyed and guilty looking, people area all like, "Where've you guys been?" and none of you know what to say because you're all baked anyway, so you say that you got baked and did something really stupid, and then the person figures out what probably happened, and runs off and tells the guys girlfriends, and then she gets all pissed and thinks that you and your friend are whores, and are all pissed at the guys, and then everyone else finds out and gets all pissed off and moody and angst ridden, and then someone suddenly blurts, "what the hell were you thinking?" and you, thinking quickly on you're feed reply...

"Actually, the stupid thing we did was put rocks in a blender."

And everyone's all like, oh, that's dumb, and gets over it because they're in high school and they think that EVERYTHING matters and is a big deal.

I guess you could say that we put rocks in a blender, is WAS just as graceful, and just as intelligent.
*~*Yosai*~*El Douche-o*~*Cutie*~*Whipped no more*~*

by Yosai Smitty September 8, 2005

A bender

A bender is used to define someone who choses to go to a STAR WARS pub quiz instead of playing football with the lads.

"Sorry lads i cant play football tonight as im going to a star wars pub quiz becuase im a bender who takes it up the bum"

by Oliver Legg November 29, 2018

slender-bender

Binging and Purging, The act of eating shittons of food then vomiting it up,
Being Bulimic.
Linked to a bender-or drinking binge.

Judy was sick of looking like a fat piece of shit, so she went on a slender-bender to lose some weight

by Hoolyann January 13, 2009

blender

Two men stand front to front and perform the helicopter without using hands (hips and legs only). It is important that the penises are flaccid and never touch. Otherwise, it's gay.

A blender is when two men helicopter each other without touching their flaccid penises. If they touch, one of them has to die.

by dmnyd$ December 28, 2010