Vampire Bugs

Another name for the dreaded summertime pest, the mosquito.

You wouldn't believe all of the Vampire Bugs that were by the lake last night! I know at least one of them had to have been named Edward Cullen.

by Quzanna June 27, 2010

Bug Smasher

One of the members of a party of men, mostly from Georgia, who were among the first non-indigenous Americans to "discover" Death Valley, California, in December 1849. This group was part of a wagon train of "Gold Rush 49'ers", numbering about 150, who were enroute to California from Salt Lake City, and became lost after attempting to follow a "short cut" map that purported to cut 200 miles off the well-known Old Spanish Trail to Los Angeles. This map was later proven to be fraudulent. Little is known of this particular group, except their number, about 15~20 men, and the name of their leader, one James Martin. This shortcut proved disastrous - three men died in late December 1849 and January 1950 and all suffered terribly from thirst and near starvation before reaching Los Angeles, 2 months after the rest of the original wagon train that had stayed on the known trail.

"Did you hear about Benny's attempt to hike across Death Valley last summer? He had to be rescued by Park Rangers before he even got a mile from his car; he almost won the Bug Smashers Award!"

by ctsurv553 December 26, 2021

beat bugging

To persistently stare at someone in a threating or demeaning manner.

Guy 1:yo man, that guy’s been beat bugging me all night.
Guy 2: oh really? Who?
Guy 1:that guy in the black shirt with the blue cap.
Guy 2: motherfucker that your reflection!

by *insertsomethingcreativehere* July 6, 2018

Memory Bug

A cleverly planted phrase, statement, and or question that causes a girl to think about you almost constantly until she can only love you uncontrolabley.

Hey babe, dump your boyfriend and be with me because I'm better in everyway.

Hey girl, Can I interest you in me?

I love your.....everything.

The above are examples of Memory bugs.

by Jacob Forquer May 5, 2008

Slime bug

A crawly green creature that is sticky and incredibly annoying.

Go away,slime bug!
Oh why is that slime bug in here?
(Bog off)slime bug!

by Potatofish July 27, 2017

Dee Bug

A creative, intelligent and otherwise interesting writer that has a penchant for spouting off useless barble when provoked. Lives in Missouri and will one day become emperor of the world.

"Did you hear about Dee Bug?"
"Yeah, I already sold my soul to her."

by Crimson September 14, 2004

turd bug

A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.

This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.

Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.

After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...

Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.

by SPELLING May 15, 2023