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Breadscavation

The act, upon opening the wrapper around a loaf of bread, of digging your fingers past the first few slices, with the expectation that the slices closer to the center of the loaf are somehow superior.
Whenever I unwrap the Wonder, I engage in some serious breadscavation to find the perfect slice for my toast.
by Paddlefish December 20, 2010
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Breasmerized

Back in the day, I used to be breasmerized by Jessica Simpson, now I'm just annoyed.
by Hogie1975 November 27, 2011
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Beatstrumenteous

The sudden urge or desire to create sick beats or instrumentals. Derived from Anglo-Saxon words beats, instrumentals and spontaneous.
I am feeling beatstrumenteous tonight in the studio
by smoothbeatz June 29, 2011
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Breaks my crayons

This sentence is often times used when someone is sad or disappointed. It cannot be used when you are only mildly disappointed. You must be extremly sad
Guy A "Dude i can't go this week"

Guy B "Aww man now this just breaks my crayons..."
by UD sentences September 3, 2012
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bratshole

A brat and an asshole together.

Brat people that truly are assholes AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.
bratshole- Ms. Peanut is a brasthole refusing to eat anything that she doesnt like.

When she eats something that she does like, she only eats a portion of her meal then throwing it away. Or complaining how it didnt taste good.
by 1llest February 26, 2013
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breasocialexia

(Bree-social-lexia)
The official term for being a "wallflower". A condition where you struggle to make human interaction so instead you sit alone doing a solo activity (e.g. Drawing, playing a game, listening to music) while completely blocking out society. Can cause sensitivity, depression, loss of friends/associates and even loss of job if involved in this in the workplace.
Most breasocialexics will deny that they are and will often go to extreme levels to prove that they're not.
Person 1: I think my best friend has breasocialexia...
Person 2: can I see her?
Person 1: she's over there.
Person 2: oh yes, she's definitely breasocialexic.

Person 1: do you think you're
Breasocialexic?
Person 2: no, leave me alone.
by Wtfisapseudonym? June 14, 2014
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breakspert

A person whose best meal is breakfast. They make the best breakfasts ever.
Wow, your dad is a Breakspert. He makes the best waffles I've ever had! And a damn good omelet to boot
by kennykenalot October 11, 2015
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