Turd Blanket 

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

Turd Blanket by Cosbypoliton October 6, 2022

Temperature Blanket 

A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day

The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year

Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"

Temperature Blanket by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023

Dancing Blanket 

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.

I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.

Dancing Blanket by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023

im under a blanket 

When somebody is horny and wants you to fuck them

Hey baby im under a blanket come over ;)

im under a blanket by UrbanMan124 June 17, 2015

pig in a blanket 

Ones outer skin that foulds over the tip of the dick.

Old people have pig in a blanket.

pig in a blanket by dickbutt4232 September 19, 2015

Smashed the Blanket 

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

Smashed the Blanket by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015

Siberian snow blanket 

Used as an adjective or noun. Known as a Three River distilled cocktail or legitimate sex move when a female "throws you on topaher with immediate thrusts and force"

Merv made my lady a Siberian snow blanket and later that night she made me a Siberian snow blanket

Siberian snow blanket by Jmoney63 October 9, 2017