Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.

"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009

Shoulder Biscuit

A nice way of calling someone a retard
when a "retard" leans their head on their shoulder they look like they are eating something

stop eating shoulder biscuits and act normal!!

by The retarded walrus November 13, 2011

Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021

skill biscuit

a straight up g. whose ass is so ridicalous it makes you wanna get there number. you wish you could have skillz like this pimp. all the boys come to the yard to see her milkshakes.

hey girl you soo fine gosh your a real skill biscuit....CAN I GETCHOOO NUMBAA?!

by imawesome143poww January 13, 2011

Baddie Biscuit

an amazing person like eliza elizabeth and rachel

jessica’s an amazing person she’s a baddie biscuit

by Maggie the baddie biscuit April 1, 2022

Nigga biscuit

Burnt fuckin biscuit. Racial slur. Commonly used when referring to a person having little brains.

Get yo nigga biscuit ass in here. These nigga biscuits are that bad.

by Ndntrashtalk October 21, 2018

Fadge Biscuit

Essentially a smelly cunt with lots of crumbs that are forming a biscuit.

"Awwww I've got an itchy cunt" "ahhh got a problem with fadge biscuits again huh?"

by KingRob February 19, 2009