Facebook Battle

An arguement that occurs on Facebook through a status that has nothing to do with the Status, usually resulting in the continued use of a Status for several days leading up to four hundred emails of the amount of one to three word comments on the status.

Bob's Status: Works so Boring!
Jim: Your telling me.
Bob: Jim you dont even have a job!
Jim: I'm just saying
Bob: WTF you always do this, every friggen status!
Jim: So how about those Yankees?
Bob: OMG Don't even get me started!
Jim: This is reallly starting to feel like a Facebook Battle..
Bob: You friggen started it, geez get a life!

by Ferdinand Maximilian November 28, 2010

Battle royale

Pubg and fortnite players are both virgins and normies

Reeeeeeeeeee

John: wanna play fortnite

Steve: nah wanna play pubg

Adam (the smart one): STOP PLAYING BATTLE ROYALE GAMES FUCKING VIRGINS

by SLAV_BOI May 11, 2018

Battle Rap

Commonly known as rap battle, except to make it more ganster they call it battle rap. To battle with rap. Also Sara doesn't believe that this is a word.... now it is! <3

"Yo nigga! Let's battle rap"
"Battle rap IS a word"
"Niggas unite! Battle rap this foo!"

by joesuff_8 August 17, 2008

battle scars

The stretch marks women get from pregnancy. Anyone who rejects this is just stupid.

Tina had five kids, no wonder why she had so many battle scars.

by OhdaBanyan August 29, 2007

battle Mercy

A Mercy (a healer in Overwatch) that, instead of healing, shoots with her relatively weak gun, undermining the support the actual DPSs receive.

Don't go battle Mercy, please! We need healing!

I'm going to play battle Mercy because somebody needs to take care of that Zenyatta.

by GProgs September 5, 2018

battle of the booties

When 2 or more girls (with fat asses) are thrown into a ring filled halfway with KY jelly and only one comes out

Yo, you goin to the battle of the booties later?

by arcan August 25, 2003

Email battle

An exchage of email (typically business related)communication characterized by increasingly inflamatory, antagonistic, or sarcastic commentary. Generally, the battle ends when one participant becomes too angry to continue without using profanity or threatening physical violence.

Wade started an email battle with me today when I emailed he and John and asked them to work on their collections. He must be experiencing his monthly flow.

by El Jefe (the true El Jefe) September 5, 2011