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Platinum Artist

Someone who has beaten the Endless Set List on Expert Difficulty. In other words, some poor person who has no life whatsoever.
Jeff: DUDE! That guy is a Platinum Artist! HE MUST BE GOD! O.O

John: Nah, just a douche bag with no life.
by InfectedBoot August 7, 2009
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domestic artist

a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !

jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
by michael foolsley May 1, 2015
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Choke Artist

The term comes from pool, specifically from snooker, where the pockets are narrower than on a standard pool table. When a "choke artist" shoots the ball, aiming for a particular pocket, the ball chokes out of the pocket and goes back onto the table because the shot was improperly aimed. Choke artists repeatedly fail in situations when a crucial shot has to be made and the pressure forces a bad shot where the ball "chokes" in the pocket, wobbling back and forth until it is spit back onto the table.
Geno runs the table well, but when the money balls are in play, he is a choke artist.
by chingachgook August 23, 2016
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backout artist

Person who consistently backs out of plans and commitments.
Greg is a total backout artist, he never keeps his commitments.
by Half Carb Burger February 8, 2017
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crack-up artist

An individual who is involved in either:

1)Comedic delivery of wit in front of a small audience.

2)Regularly providing 'one-liners' with the purpose of amusement.
Anthony: Have you seen my keys Tony?

Tony the 'crack-up artist': Yes I sure have, there they are.. Not!
by Gus McLeary April 1, 2008
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kon artist

one of the dudes out of the rap group D12 often called Mr. Denaun Porter or simply Mr. Porter.
Man Kon Artist be making some mad beats on Eminem's albums!
by lifeandrhymesofpoop September 27, 2006
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bull shit artist

an expert at telling you bull shit. Usually has a degree to back up their bull shit.
Example 1:

Psychiatrist: You are suffering from severe depression.

Defenseless kid: no. I feel fine.

kids parents: Johnny, you are depressed. listen to the doctor.

(in this example the Psychiatrist is a master bull shit artist capable of convincing anyone of any bull shit)

Example 2:
(a man at a modern art museum looks at a painting consisting of randomly placed lines)

man: this is crap

artist: no, you just don't get my art

man: oh, I see it now

(in this example, the artist is not only a bullshit artist but an artist as well!)
by bob the robber November 6, 2006
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