Ass'ed

When a moron (or "ass") wants you to do something, it could be referred to later as their having "ass'ed" you because they were primarily acting badly toward you at the time. (Synonym: "marooned" or delayed by an asshole)

"Have I got any drugs, weapons or explosives in my pockets? Is that what you ass'ed me? What do you mean, raise my hands and spread my legs? Someone help me! I'm being marooned!"

by mabiak2 July 19, 2019

Åseda

A place in Småland where everybody in the village is cousins in some way.
at least 78% of the people are related

Darool: Damn do u know that guy

Sture: Man this is Åseda we are all cousins

by Bom_Bop October 8, 2019

Assdeep Bra

A waste of height who can’t dunk and has a gender less girl

assdeep Bra was seen fuckign his girl in the forest

by daddyjatt October 10, 2019

Assdiction

When you get addicted to other people’s asses.

“Yo look at that thicc ass”
“Bro I swear u have an assdiction”

by hUm3N December 4, 2019

absedy

Absedy is a rude cocky probably curly haired girl. If you ever meet one, it’s best not to associate with her. Her negative energy comes around for the slightest thing you do. They are most likely obsessed with themselves and stuck up.

“I saw Absedy today. She mean mugged me and i don’t even talk to her”
“Of course her name is AbSeDy”

by CheesyJalapenos September 8, 2020

Assem

ein Mann von Ehre

"Guck mal da ist Assem"
"Assem?"
"Na der Ehrenmann!"

by floraprivo October 18, 2020

Assdickmatism

When the sex was so good that you can't see right anymore.

You're going to have to drive today. After my date last night, I got that assdickmatism.

by BiHexual October 27, 2020