Sussy failed abortion

What suspicious people are called in the uk

Haha that guy looks like a sussy failed abortion

by Sussy director September 10, 2021

Abortion shot

A shot of tequila after swallowing semen

Brit took an abortion shot with her boyfriend Mike

by Mommy go May 13, 2022

Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

Failed Abortion

Any person that is a fan of meowbahh,dream,z00philes,furrys,png tubers that r bad or someone who is any of those

Child:I like dream and I am a png tuber and I love love our dog
Dad:Great so I’ll tell you…
Mom and Dad: You are a Failed Abortion

by A guy who is most likely dumb April 21, 2022

French abortion

A French abortion is when a woman performs oral on a man then proceeds to spit the man’s semen into a shot glass the man then drinks the shot

Gave the misses the old French abortion last night

by Dipshit douglas December 21, 2022

extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion. Not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined

by the comand'r November 24, 2023

Abortion

A procedure used by stupid sluts who take dick all day even though they don't want kids

The dumb slut has had 97 abortions in the last year because she doesn't want to take pills or use condoms. What a dumb whore.

by Doozer85 July 1, 2022