Pool Noodle Ejaculation

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

Playing Pocket Pool

when someone puts their hand in a guys pocket and plays with their cock

i put my hand in jonny's pocket and played with his POOL STICK

by DeLiCiOuS January 3, 2004

Taking the kids to the pool

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.

A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"

by Coiked April 13, 2004

dropping the kids at the pool

When you get the intense feeling of a desperate need to take a BIG shit!!

Man can I call you back, I need to drop the kids off at the pool.

by megan July 7, 2004

Pool Noodle

A girl usually 5 feet or under that has an obsession with gaming and tacos; and continuously uses "Bye" or "Holmes" in sentences.

Kendra at the Help desk is such a Pool Noodle because all she ever does is play ZELDA and eat cheap tacos.

by SeaCureItTee_Goord February 26, 2018

swimming in the kiddie pool

When you prowl for and hook up with people younger than you

Carlie "I love highschool boys"
Laura "Me too, let's go swimming in the kiddie pool tonight!"
Carlie "We can invite Louie, Brian and Dustin"

by cougartown1357 July 7, 2010

Pool jet masturbating

I'm using the men type))
Who you are in the pool horny and you go to the pool jet and get blown by it
I do it all the time :)

Chad:dude Emily is so hot I'm so horny
Dave: chad your hot to I'm getting horny off you....
Chad:well let's look at who we think is hot and press our dicks against the pool jet
Dave: okay
Chad:*walks over to the pool jet and presses dick on it looking at Emily*
Dave:*looks at chad and presses his dick on the pool jet*
Chad:OHHH~ FUCK YEAH *moans*
Dave:OHHH DADDY~ HELL YEAH *moans*
*Ten minutes later*
Chad:dave I'm going to c-cum OHHHHH *cums everywhere*
Dave: chad please... Stick it in me or rub me it feels good but I can't cum
Chad: ok! *Rubs dave's dick*
Dave: OH CHAD IM CUMMING
*Cums while everyone stares at him*
Pool jet masturbating

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020