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There would be no new without the old.
Not everybody has a need to make everything new or upgraded, and even if you hold nothing sacred, there would be no you without the old people you laugh at, try to make fun of, or talk endless shit about. You would just be the kid that once ran to your mother for first aid and attention you always were if you're one like that, and people don't change. Some of us knew you before you orked the job you work now, and before you developed your bullshit facade.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
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New Trier

New Trier Township High School (NTHS) in Winnetka, the only American high school that is, as of late, infamously god awful at its country's own sport, American football.
Taxes in the area are stupidly high in order to fund the school. Despite it receiving large amounts of money in donations from rich people for you guessed it, sports facilities—and probably nothing else. Families move out immediately once their kid graduates; no one likes high taxes.
At least half of the student population has divorced parents and/or is gay, and any white students are most likely stupidly rich and go to fifty billion concerts of artists they don't even care about every summer with their also white and equally rich friends. I've never seen so many Longchamp bags and badly done self tan.
1. New Trier is so ass at football that the pep band can only play during timeouts.
2. Why is everyone at New Trier either white, rich, or gay?
by ew_emo.gay September 4, 2025
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New suit syndrome

A term for when person becomes overly obsessed or obsessive with
A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life

All due an incarceration (jail, prison)

Very similar as a mid life crisis

Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family

Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.

Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country

All in the name of starting over

Note it can be temporary or permanent
Man:" ken just blew me off. He says he wants a new life. Say he cant be around any of us.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.
by Theamazinggeek March 10, 2018
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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Huge news for the homeless population

Generally good information for anyone but specifically for people who are homeless.
“Did you hear the liquor store is now taking food stamps?”
“Huge news for the homeless population.”
by John Slang June 28, 2025
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News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.
Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.
by Bobb6 November 8, 2021
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Walnut on New Year's Eve

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around
Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!

No way you are insane how did you find one??
by Olivier.C November 8, 2016
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