blowjob mom

an over-protective mom who does everything for their son, even giving him blowjobs

Ryan's mother is a real blowjob mom.

by ap808 October 21, 2024

Ur Mom

Best comeback, best insult, best lifestyle, best pickup line, and the best everything. Even when actually talking about someone's mother.

Some unswaggy dude: You're weird. Haha
Super swagdy dude: Ur mom. Lol

by Birby<3 May 16, 2021

Mom

Monsters from hell.

boobs

Moms suck.

by FishyNipples April 12, 2021

My Mom

Someone who shares a similar quality to a recently referenced object or has/is doing the same action

Muscle Man: You know who else is urbanly-defined? My mom!

by bandit4k June 18, 2023

Ur mom

Ur mom is an acronym for

Useless
Reasonless

Man
Of
Mighty

Jennifer: Wow that ur mom is so gross and is such a roach

Chad: do you think he’s my mom?

By: Rosie😏✨

by Magic unicorns 🦄 June 25, 2022

UR MOM

the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason

Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro

by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020

your mom

a girl who you love very much and can't live without. please add my snap.. mya_hovind also just she is a good hairy person. :/ your mom.

your mean "your mom" ohh wow okay poo you.

by hehe keki March 14, 2022