Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024

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Silly Mode

When you absolutely out of your mind drunk, and you start doing silly things, such as roly polys and copious amounts of bag.

Often, when you are at the brink of "Silly Mode" you will shout it out, and encourage others to get silly with you.

Friend 1: "I'm going to have a few beers tonight, would you like to join?"

Friend 2: "Hell yeah. It's Friday. Let's go Silly Mode!!!!"

by The Driving Crooner May 7, 2024

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Silly Mode

Being so extremely intoxicated by alcohol and drugs, to the point that everything you say and do is considered to be silly, but in a funny way.

"Woahh. I've drank so much beer! If I have one more I'll enter Silly Mode"

"Hey my man, what are you doing tonight? Me and the boys are going Silly Mode"

by The Driving Crooner May 7, 2024

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Silent Football

A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players

"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"

by Voidless void May 11, 2024

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