neander-simp

Beta Simp who practices belief perseverance in the face of Red pill knowledge, facts and evidence.

The neander-simp continues to believe that hypergamy is not real

by RP Johnson December 16, 2024

Daniel Sampsons

A nickname for chalont white heads. Basicly the opps of nonchalant dread heads 😬

yo watch out its the Daniel Sampsons

by NoodleLord February 10, 2025

Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

crk simp

weirdos who want a cookie from a video game to screw them up

"yo bro mystic flour cookie is so hot I want her to-"
"she's a cookie grow up you crk simp"

by I<3sugar July 7, 2025

Ruben Simp

Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.

Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.

Synonyms:

-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard

by Cynical Man November 18, 2025

Cuckaash Simp

A person who regularly simps for, self depreciates for, and gets humiliated by their only sexual partner in life, while simultaneously getting cheated on by that person, drained financially, mentally, and emotionally, but NEVER physically. Their "partner", meanwhile, signals to other suiters that they are available and brags about having LOTS of experience.

A person who is both a "cuck" and a "simp" for a person what is not worth their time to such an extreme that they will become famous for it, if they aren't already in exchange for any career they can no longer have or have already lost because of the object of their desire.

(This is in regards to Akaash Singh, a comedian and friend of Andrew Schulz who co stars on the Flagrant Podcast. Akaash had many takes on cucking and how he's a better man than someone like Myron Gaines who represents the "red pill" because of how much more respect he has for women, even going so far as to call Myron a "neanderthal" for his beliefs... Then Akaash's wife gets super famous for all the wrong reasons, and it turns out she is not the sort of woman Akaash should be defending, let alone be married to. She has a bunch of skeletons in her college dorm room closet.)

You're not just any simp... You're a "Cuckaash Simp". Please wake up and smell the fish tacos.

by AwsmMayCry December 5, 2025

whipped simp

chillingsworthington

chillingsworthington is a whipped simp

by dumb vtuber December 8, 2025