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bean fart poop

A nicer way of calling a Mexican a slur
Guy 1: bro she such a bean fart poop
Guy 2: that’s so racist
by ooga booga ur mom March 20, 2022
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clit fart

This is going to be a Queef’s
Sarah had a clit fart a the dinner party
by Show pony March 20, 2022
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Mississippi Fart Stopper

Noun; refers to a gay black dude’s dick. The term was coined in Mississippi in the late 20th century in response to an uptick in homosexual activity in black communities.
“Did you see the Mississippi Fart Stopper on that dude? I wouldn’t want that in my fart box.”
by KrustyKreatorofKaos March 28, 2022
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flipper fart

A high-pitched pulsating squeaker fart that encourages everyone in earshot to stand on their chairs and sing in unison: “they call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning”

-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
Ronnie let out a flipper fart; let me grab the life jackets, swimming suits and take selfies to impress our friends on Instagram.
by flippinright April 5, 2022
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Dick Fart

That moment when your dick farts and makes a funny wet sound
DUDE MY DICK JUST FARTED :///
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.
by greenbean219 April 16, 2022
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Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.
by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022
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kfc fart

the aftermath of having kfc. usually occurs 2-3 business days after.

symptoms include:

dizziness from the smell
gassing the whole house
loud juicy farts
person 1: zamn who had kfc last night?
person 2: me..
person 3: *is dead bc they got gassed*
person 1: CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE DONT JUST SIT THERE
person 2: *lets out a juicy kfc fart*
by kfcfart April 22, 2022
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